The Internet Hotel

The Internet Hotel Café

Merry blogiversary to me! A week today I set up this blog and I can honestly say it is one of the best decisions I have ever made. Thank you so much to everyone who has followed, commented and liked – I never expected 43 of you to come along so quickly! I never expected anyone to even look at this page and sometimes it’s a little overwhelming knowing that people are actually reading what I’m writing; but I enjoy it all the same. Anyway in honor, of my blogiversary, I thought I’d add a new feature to The Internet Hotel, a Café perhaps?

I mean, what’s a hotel without a restaurant – you all must be starving! I wanted to combine the creativity of my blog with my rambles, so thus The Internet Hotel Café was created. Comment your orders below and answer the Café’s question. Hopefully, The Internet Café will open it’s doors every Friday.

The Internet Café was inspired by Nana’s (aka Ran) cafe post, which you can view here.

* Menu *


Firewhisky –  This fiery substance will set your insides alight! And will have you burping out flames just like Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback. Only for the brave hearted. Don’t take too much else you will end up like a blast-ended skrewt (if you know what I mean)

Butterbeer – Soft, warm, marshmallowy dreams. Let a hot pint of butterbeer take you away to a Christmas at Hogesmede.

Mochafrothacappucinosoybeanfoam with pumpkin seeds and caramel espresso shots – This drink is on the house if you can say it’s name and describe all the ingredients in it. For coffee lovers who like their drinks too sweet and way too overpriced.

Milkshake Mixer – A different flavor of milkshake with every sip! You could be luck or not…

Water is also available, if you’re normal.

Hot and cold savories

Hogwarts feast – Ever dreamed of tucking in to the feast a Hogwarts? Well now you can! With all the food you can dream of and still room for pudding, you will be bigger than Hagrid by the time you’re finished!

The English – Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to be a true Englishmen? Well now you can! From proper fish and chips, still hot and sticking to the newspaper stained with salty oiliness, to a full roast, with goose fat roasted potatoes, turnips, roasted sweet potatoes, gravy, apple sauce, gravy, Yorkshire puddings, stuffings, carrots, peas, shallots, chestnuts and any meat of your choice or a nut roast. 

The rainbow – Eat the rainbow with this colourful plate! Packed with 100s of fruit and vegetables cooked in the most peculiar ways, to 77 types of cous cous and rice. Chickpea burgers, 2000 dressings and vegan cheese this plate is really for your healthy eater.

Fast Food feast – Ever craved a takeaway so badly, but left with cold, hard fries and a burger which is mostly lettuce saturated in mayonnaise? Well not anymore! Fresh stone baked pizzas of your choice, cooked by the best Italian chefs. To huge burgers and strawberry milkshakes cooked in the greasiest diners in America. Travel the world with out fast food feast, you’ll never want to see a chicken nugget again!


Hot pudding club tower – Combine all your favourite hot puddings in The Internet Hotel’s club tower. Piled high on the plate, and stuck together with every single sauce going, this club tower is not for the lighthearted. Served with 40 ice cream scoops of any flavor, your teeth will rot away before you finish the plate.

Christmas pudding – Sticky currents and juicy plumbs stuck together in this tantalizing festive treat. Dripping in brandy sauce and burning bright in rainbow flames this Christmas pudding is something to remember.

Afternoon tea – Cakes and pastries, each a  work of art, arranged perfectly on pastel cake stands that never seem to topple as they glide past jealous spectators and onto your table. Each sweet treat unique and even more delicious than the last. Your plates will not stop refilling – there’s always room for more! Comes with a range of teas – from delicate fruit and herbal teas to builder’s brews.


Thought of the day: What would you do if you had an infinite amount of money? I have been thinking about this for a long time so please comment below, I’m keen for discussion!

Thank you so much for visiting The Internet Hotel Café! You can read the original Internet Hotel post here . If you wish to receive confidential support from The Internet Hotel email at this address:

Thank you so much for reading,



22 thoughts on “The Internet Hotel Café

  1. STOP you have 43 followers ALREADY NO WOW I DON’T KNOW HOW TO LIFE!
    If I had an infinite amount of money, I’d do something damn well useful to it. People say that they’d “give to charity!” and don’t mean it, but I do.

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    1. I would give lots to charity too, I mean I would give as much as physically possible but that’s dangerous because people would be like “how is she so rich” and they would realize and then I could be used as the world’s bank, which would not been fun. So I think I’d donate under anonymous titles. And shush, your blog is amazing.

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      1. OH SHH it isn’t! But yes – I want to help people, simple as, in the best way possible. THAT’s why I’d give to charity, or go into the world and make a difference.

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      2. Your one of my main inspirations! I really aspire to be like you so shush. If your blog is bad, well I’m following in your footsteps so mine is even worse. And when I actually get my own money I want to donate a lot of it to charity anyway. I think that is what would actually give me any fulfillment.

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    1. Thank you so much lovely. I love your blog so much. I am so thankful that people follow my blog but it was never about that. I think I have gathered a community so quickly because I talk to people a lot. I don’t know.

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    2. I think I forgot to take your order, one extra special Hogwarts feast coming up! The food is so big, that the waiter falls over, the food goes flying but with a ‘wingardium leviosa’ the food stops, floating in mid air, and is put back on the plates.

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  2. Wow well do on doing so well in just a week! Rainbows!!! Well Id probally build my dream house, travel the world, pay off any of my familly and friends debts, reaaurch unicorn making and help people in need oh and feed homeless or starving people.

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  3. Mochafrothacappucinosoybeanfoam with pumpkin seedw and caramel espresso shots AND Hogwarts Feast please!
    And just like everyone else, the first thing that pops to mind is giving a share to charity, especially to the people whose countries have been destroyed due to the wars and have no place to be. The rest I’d spend on books and all that is bookish and traveling the world! :]

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    1. And how could I forget! I’d make my dream come true, which is to build a massive library in which people could sleep, more like a place for homeless people to be but at the same time a library!

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